conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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