I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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