You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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