Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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