New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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