I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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