what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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