My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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