in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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