He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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