But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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