you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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