I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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