You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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