I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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