If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Girls should come with a carfax report
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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