her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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