she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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