My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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