Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
