'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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