that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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