No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
