You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
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Is it penis luge time yet?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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