I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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