I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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