I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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