I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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