White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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