i just identified you from a description of your pipe
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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