Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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