i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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