my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I see more hoeing in ur future
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