it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
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I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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