Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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