i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
do nipples grow back?
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