If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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