i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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