i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Operation Purity has been aborted
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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