I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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