You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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