: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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