YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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