Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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