Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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