ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
