No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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