So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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