walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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