remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Randomize
