im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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