i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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