I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
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Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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