i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
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It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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