Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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