she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
im holly from the hills drunk
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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