My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
She announced her abortion via fbk
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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